calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.
#god please bless us with an bi iron man#that would be a dream
Since marvel created captain america thats a little more acceptable but thor is still a man from norse mythology…..
ACTUAL Norse Mythology is nothing like the damn Marvel comics though.
Marvel comics: Thor hangs out with Iron Man.
Actual Norse myth: Red-headed Loki fucks a horse, and Thor fake marries a giant while in a dress.
Please, that’s tame. Loki tries to distract a horse by becoming one and it fucks him and he gets pregnant and has the baby and Odin says, “Hey, can I have and ride my grandson?” and then Loki says yes and it has 8 legs and is named Sleipnir. ACTUAL MYTHS